One of these three stories will tell itself today, given a chance:
My cousin Neicie's Yugo that crossed the Pacific more times than Kon-tiki
The cigar smoker at the drugstore counter on Christmas Eve
My Akita, Tsunami, who rivaled Houdini as an escapologist
So after I mop, dust and vacuum, I'll sit down to the laptop in the back room and see which tale turns up!
Until joining Trump's Cabinet
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